I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
- Friend: Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!
- Me: eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it
- Friend: Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well
- Me: Yeah sorry :/
- Me: *continues to be a world famous blogger*
"I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it."
seeing a hot guy walk by like
Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.
It would be a mistake not to
"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"